Mr Riley

A teacher that only the dumb bitches fall for

She likes Mr Riley. What a fucking dumbass!

by petuniaaaa June 28, 2020

Crystable Riley

the luckiest b*tch on earth who f*cked with Zayn and Harry

imagine being Crystable Riley

Crystable Riley = luck

by user123abc November 6, 2020

The Riley may

When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat

Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.

by She loves gavin August 24, 2021

rally girl

A girl assigned to a high school football player provides him with baked goods on game day and a calming of the nerves induced by a release from the player the night before.

A: "Mannn my rally girl is niiice".
B: "Who is it?".
A: "Alexis. Shot a load down her throat then ran for 4 touchdowns".
B: "Awesome man I wish I had a rally girl".

by Billy Riggins September 5, 2013

Dirty Riley

A girl who takes it in every hole including belly button

I want to be in a dirty riley orgy tonight

by Hahaloll May 20, 2020

Bill O'reilly

A creature that seems to think that the entire universe is a black and white, and that facts are the devil. Often seen propping up strawman arguments and throwing off his guests with elaborate shows of stupidity.

"The tides go in, and the tides go out, never a miscommunication." - Bill O'reilly

"How did you get this job again?"-Guest

by waterboy72 April 17, 2011

life of Riley

(noun): a state of bliss, contentment, ease, and good fortune.

When I was a little kid, I lived the life of Riley, enshrouded in my own little world of delightful oblivion with others to care for my needs and wants.

by Miss Julie June 28, 2006