A imagenery spiritual friend that can be there for you spiritualy good or spiritualy bad.
...regardless devon victory...
...regardless devon victory...
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Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*
Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*
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A person whom goes to the Redbox movie rental machine and...
1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.
Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?
Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.
by jspearx3 August 10, 2009
Get the Redbox Retard mug.Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.
by JayThePlug January 1, 2022
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A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."
An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.
A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.
The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"
The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.
A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.
The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"
The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
by jsd9632 October 20, 2012
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