Receiptironist

Receptionists that are completely hopeless at their job

Have you seen what that receiptironist has done with the document she's typed

by Bearo January 18, 2021

Recession

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).

“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.

by bustapost July 29, 2022

Deception

something america (u.s.a.) loves doing

average joe: omg americans finally destroyed those evil terrorists
4-dimensional intellectual: that's what you call Deception.

by Pajcho October 30, 2023

Mov-rection

That euphoric, tingling sensation, similar to a mindgasm that can only be achieved by watching certain movies such as Rocky 1 through 4 and anything with Superheroes for men while a woman's mind tends to get hard for the Notebook and Bridesmaids.

WARNING: Mov-rections may result in unconsciousness and temporary blindness so only watch movies with those you trust.

Bro! I watched the Notebook last night with my girl and I saw her get a mov-rection but she tried to cover it up before I noticed.

by 1nappropriat3 July 26, 2016

reddit redemption

When the members of a subreddit join forces to seek redemption, retribution, revenge, rewards, recognition, revolution, or all of the above against any individual, group, organization, city, state, municipality, country or the entire world who they feel have inflicted a wrong against them, others, or the entire world on account of their actions, inactions, or gaming of the overall financial and economic system to only benefit their interests and those of the 1% for almost all of recorded history.

Leia: Guys, I did some research and realized that a few Wall Street hedge funds have aggressively sold short GameStop shares to the tune of 140%. If we band together and buy GameStop we can trigger a short squeeze and screw these Wall Street firms and their cronies out of millions perhaps billions and show them what it's like to lose their home.
Luke: Great idea Leia! We may not work at fancy Wall St. Investment banks or live in million dollar penthouses but if we come together we can show these evil bastards how powerful people can be when they organize and work together for the common good and that no enemy too large or too powerful can be defeated through willpower and hope. Let's get this reddit redemption started!
Han: I just bought 50,000 call options of GME!
Chewie: Aarrr wgh ggwaaah!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter

Brat, Truck car seat back fun mobile

it go vroom vroom

Subaru

"What is that car sound"

"a car fuckin dumbass"

"no its a truck"

"ACTUALLY, ITS A Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter"

*they all get run over, dont stand on roads*

Brat; "vroom vroom brap brap sounds"

by WillSnek March 18, 2021

redemption

1. to reclaim what was taken 2. best served through a belt-fed weapon or the serrated edge of a unused hunting knife to one's esophagus 3. to cleanse another of their sins

The man gasped for breath through a puddle of mucus and blood as his redeemer sat on top of him grinning

The man screamed to his god as his redeemer cleansed him of his sins

The man begged for forgiveness as he felt his life seeping through his redeemers veins

The helpless victim finally found redemption through reclaiming the life of his tormentor

by Davis Leang February 22, 2011