single and ready to fingle

you're single, you're horny,and you're looking for some action.

(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")

tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"

by rastabro March 25, 2009

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock

A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.

Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.

by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009

fight ready

This means you are ready to fight rather you know its going down or not

Ronny was walking down the street one day and this dude behind him said "Gimme yo money fool", Ronny was fight ready and turned around with his fist up. Jab to a hook the crock

by mikey December 12, 2004

Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

by Ben September 19, 2003

Vines ready

When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.

That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)

by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019

Ben Ready

A hyper-fucktard, often found bein’ a rapper by the name of lil’ bitch

Y’know Ben Ready?

Yeah, he’s a hoe ass bitch

by BigFingerlickinIdiot January 30, 2020

pussy ready

when your pussy is shaven and ready for sex

Jacob- "my girlfriend i hope she's pussy ready"

Jessica- "omg my gf is coming over in 20 minutes hopefully i have enough time to get pussy ready"

by pussyking9669 March 9, 2021