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The Rusted Urethra

The act when ones friend play a "prank" on their fallen asleep friend buy placing a slim metal rod inside their urethra; so the person urine will decompose the metal causing it to rust.
Dam it guys, why did you have to give me The Rusted Urethra you guys know I dont have my tetanus shot!
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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Rust

Definition 1: A shitty programming language that people think literally everything needs to be rewritten into.
Definition 2: Everybody who is using Rust is extremely toxic and wants the whole world to be rewritten in Rust.

RIP all other programming languages
Example 1:
Person 1: I've wrote my backend in Go
Person 2: Let's rewrite it in Rust
Person 1: Why Rust? Go works and is fast...
Person 2: I've SAID RUST. <invites 100 other Rust stans and they assault the Person 1 until he rewrites the goddamn thing into Rust>

Example 2:
Person 1 on Reddit: I've wrote this thing in <insert literally any programming language here>
Literally whole Reddit: RUST RUST RUST <eats Person 1 alive and rewrites the whole program in Rust so that they get 0.01% performance and code safety increase>

Example 3:
Person 1: I've rewrote the whole world in Rust, including water, sun, plants and animals. Now EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T USE RUST WILL BE BANNED!1!1!!!!1!11!!!11111
Literally all Rust stans (negative IQ): RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
<Person 2, who knows that he literally gained 0 performance and probably wrote worse code than original on C or C++, but everyone thinks it's better just because it's written in Rust, sits quietly in the corner and hides from the toxic Rust users>
by pls dont rewrite me in rust August 1, 2022
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Rust

A game where servers are dominated by Zergs of 12+ players. This game is impossible to play alone without at least 500hrs of experience even with the new recoil changes. fighting and online raiding without a team on 4 plus is impossible and you will get completely shafted by a 9 year old who looks like a compressed Seth Rogan who lives in his chair drinking 2 liters of gatorade a day. He has not seen the sun in years and screams the n-word like its a national anthem.
hey bro i got 10k hours on Rust and can beam 300 meters why do i have no bitches?

maybe if your life wasn't a role play base you would have a chance.
by Harry browne June 27, 2022
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Blooprint Rust

A Chad with a huge cock and big balls, can AK spray, The opposite of a pepega. huge content creator, nice streams, good community, and again huge cock and balls .
Blooprint: Doubled Him, Dead
Twitch chat: LETS GOOOOOO W
Blooprint Rust is so good
by PrivetYouBlyad February 23, 2022
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Ring rust

You also have to consider this as a concept. "Ring Rust" is term for Human aptitude diminishing as the result of a skill set not being applied over as set of time. If I am not continually or continuously performing a task, my ability to perform said task diminishes over time. Consider a knife. If you use a knife the blade dulls and it, therefore, needs to be sharpened. But AS you use the knife your ability to use the knife increases over time. If you stop using knife for an extended period of time, it will develop rust and dull as the natural and your ability to USE the knife will also diminish.
Hym Iam "And that's where the term 'ring rust' comes from. Aptitude diminishing as a byproduct of atrophy. What I'm dealing with now is a combination of atrophy and biomechanical disfunction. I haven't had to be serious in a while and I feel like I am fucking dying. And I could totally use your eyes. Once the Meta hud glasses improve and I aquire my own personal interface I might buy a pair."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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