Roblox

Roblox is a video ga-, I meant a video "experience" for all ages
It is made to practice capitalism and have fun :D

I will just explain how roblox's most popular experiences
Adopt me
- It is a game about cracking and kicking eggs
Do you remember when it used to be only as a roleplaying game with babies? NO THAT DIDNT EVEN EXIST IT WAS WIPED OUT OF EVERYONES MIND
Anyways, this game also helps you get your dream job if your dream job is to be an addicted gambler gambling at the casinos

ROYALE HIGH (my fav game now time to roast it)

- It WAS a roleplaying experience about fairies and mermaids

It WAS peaceful back then

It WAS a happy life back then

but now..

Discrimination against poor and rich

Drama happening sometime in awhile

WHERE THE HECK IS THE NEW NEW SCHOOL

Callmehbob pls fix halo values ;w; my fren cant get a halo and is now begging me to give her one ;w;

We only care about halos and who is rich now :'>

Arsenal
- It helps improve hand-eye coordination, muscle coordination, coordination coordination, anything coordination
so its basically good :>
just watch out of toxic peeps and hackers

heres a good comment about this game made by someone else
"IT PROMOTES VIOLENCE STOP PLAYING IT YOU DAUGHTER OF A BICH YOU WONT BE SUCCESSFUL IRL"

anyways next game,

PIGGY (granny but pig and PIG LORE :O)
- It promotes swine fever (got lazy lol)

anyways here is the words you probably will hear there often,

Free robux pwease i need it my sister died of cancer 😭😭😭

*kills*
*dodges*
*kills again*
*dodges again* (Top 10 most intense anime battles)

:O Ur rich im not, can you pwease gib me robux

HAHAHA you poor you hab no robux >:D

UvU UwU UnU Fuck U

*Roblox just added voice chat*
*intense swearing and bat screeching*

NOOBS EZEZEZ

GG everyone :D

by woolf🦊 November 15, 2021

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Roblox Developer

A person who does not know what grass feels like because they have not stepped foot outside ever since they made a Roblox account, these people usually just sit on their asses all day coding some overrated half-assed piece of shit trend game that is dickriding off of the success of some original game. There are, however some good games by some good developers but that's rare depending on who you are, but most of them just either rip off real games or leech off of trend games so you're better off just buying a real game instead of paying 10,000 Robux for some shitty pet in adopt me or something.

"Hey baby wanna hang out later?"
"You seem like a very good guy, yeah."
"Thanks, I'm also a Roblox Developer."
"Get the fuck away from me."

by gman gaming March 9, 2021

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Roblox Bedwars Player

A game full of stupid 10 yo try hard that smeel like turds

Stop being a Roblox Bedwars player.

by Pastermaster April 10, 2022

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United Clan of ROBLOX

The United Clan of ROBLOX, known as UCR for short, is a war clan on roblox.com, known for its democratic government, and friendly nature. Originally founded by the beloved kinglime, it quickly stood out both in size and impact. Former leader benblue9 ran it well and today is still remembered and acknowledged fondly. Currently, it is owned by TDFall.

"UCR clan u run!" "United Clan of Roblox is raiding!"

by Splecki December 31, 2011

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Roblox Sex (sex in roblox)

When 8 year olds are too ugly to get a man or girl in real life so they sign up for an account on roblox with their dad’s email, join some hotel game or club game, find some 7 year old girl and do it with her

Roblox sex (sex in roblox) is basically: what demoon_sleyer58392: hi! come to my room!
pnk_uncorns482: hi! ok!
demoon_sleyer58392: come on to bed!

*moments later*

pnk_uncorns482: ############### so big ###### daddy
demoon_sleyer58392: harder ########## ur so ###### mommy

by FunkyFrondeur September 21, 2020

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