scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

sun rash

the rash u get from stayin in the sun too long.. god they itch! like when i went to arizona! holy shit, it sucks!

i have bumps and they itch... OH NO, A SUN RASH... SHIT!!!!!!

by Ramones 4ever!! May 30, 2003

sperm rash

1)a full fledged area around the mouth and face where sperm has been escreted cauing bad acne patches.
2)See also Lise

Lise's face got some SERIOUS sperm rash...foo

by Jess and Mac March 21, 2007

Kardash Rash

A rash that fans of the Kardashian fam jam receive once they become crazily obsessed. It usually appears on the belly and is very itchy. You should not scratch it and you should immediately seek medical help when diagnosed. One of the known home remedies for a Kardash Rash is Coca Cola. The good thing about a Kardash Rash is that you know you are a good fan.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Person 2: Don't remind me, it brought back my Kardash Rash. *itches belly* Do you mind grabbing me a coca cola?

by kdashrash April 21, 2011

fanny rash

a fanny rash is a sore and red part around a girls fanny

y is yor fanny red its a rash can i touch it No!!!! it will bloody hurt

by jimty August 29, 2005

road rash

commonly acquired from bailing at top speed while operating a multi-wheeled street plunging apparatus, especially a skateboard or inline skates, road rash is a slang term used to describe the assorted flesh wounds resulting from such dangerous behavior. often, the term is used by one seeking to elaborate and intensify his/her recent extreme skate adventures. depending on the severity of the road rash, one may experience prolonged bleeding, pussing, and uncomfortable stinging. discoloration, scabs, and scarring of the epidermis is common. there is little treatment for road rash; keep wounds clean, refrain from furthur injury and stay away from the streets, rest, and consult your doctor if necessary. otherwise, enjoy showing off scars and battle wounds to your friends and anyone else interested.

so dude i was bombing twin peaks the other day on my longboard at like 40 and this frickin car comes barreling around the corner and i clip his bumper and hit the pavement. i slid at least 10 feet and i took some serious road rash on my body. hopefully i'll be back on my board in the next few weeks and i can take the whole thing yo.

by bombhillsnotcountries August 28, 2005

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004