ramen noodle hair

When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles

Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!

by Tomatothehoe February 24, 2018

cold ramen noodles

food you feed to a bitch

"I'm about to feed this bitch some cold ramen noodles!"

by brit d00dz! March 09, 2008

Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.

hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?

by lucifer killed yo mom November 15, 2007

ramen noodle romantic

what college freshman in the dorms constitute as romantic

guy: What's wrong baby? I made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, I that's just ramen noodle romantic. I'm going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers

by katebyday May 20, 2011

Ramen noodle special

When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.

Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.

by Lolnopelolno January 06, 2018

bussin spicy ramen

the most bussin bussin thing ever

“do you like spicy ramen?”

“yuh ofc i like bussin spicy ramen”

by 🅿️ushing🅿️ February 12, 2022

Majickal Ramen Noodlez

Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.

Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!

by Leiko October 07, 2004