doughnut pants

Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.

Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.

by flame thrower March 26, 2009

Rudey Pants

noun. An individual who exhibits rude behavior, especially concerning dinner reservations, arriving late as well as improper nightlife behavior.

"Of Course I want to go. Stop being such a rudey pants!"

by Ai Ai October 22, 2009

Dorito Pants

When the upper thigh portion of your pants or jeans become stained orange due to wiping Dorito residue on them while gaming. Aka Dorito Jeans.

"Want to do a quick Blades sesh? Nah man, I can't afford to get Dorito Pants I have a date later"

by Abbracadabbra August 22, 2016

Yoga pants

Quite possibly the best invention ever.

Yoga pants make women even hotter.

by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

cherry pants

A male that exhibits himself as having female characteristics with the clothes that he wears and the way that he acts.

Guy #1: Look at Mike in his new clothes. I think that he bought them on the blue light special at Kmart. Guy #2: He looks like a cherry pants. No girl is going to want to go steady with him!

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

zip up his pants when you done

When bro is meat riding somebody it also means zip up his paints when you done sucking his dick

Person 1 Bro kd is better than mj

Person 2 Zip up his pants when you done

by Zip up my pants bitch April 21, 2023

Fag Pants

Fag pants are any kind of skinny jeans usually colored. Fag pants were first worn by emo kids and rockers. They were usually black, but now fag pants are being worn by some skaters and kids involved in the "jerkin" dance movement. Most "jerkers" wear oddly colored fag pants. Fag pants cant be comfortable and men should not be wearing them. Fag pants (skinny jeans) are for girls.

"Hey man why's that kid wearing his sisters jeans?"

"They arent his sisters they are just FAG PANTS."

by tg3339 August 6, 2009