Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
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Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
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The word pretty mean something very beautiful.
The word purty is something more pretty than pretty.
The word purtyful is something even more purty than purty and is used with more emotion; usually used in cute sentences to express great cuteness on something, for example used to express cuddly animals, stuffed animals, poems, drawings and things as such.
The word pretty mean something very beautiful.
The word purty is something more pretty than pretty.
The word purtyful is something even more purty than purty and is used with more emotion; usually used in cute sentences to express great cuteness on something, for example used to express cuddly animals, stuffed animals, poems, drawings and things as such.
Sara spots a white bunny hoping around.
Sara: "OH EM GEE!!! It's so purtyful!!!!"
The bunny twitches its nose.
Me: "Yay! Must poke the purtyfulness! PURTY!!!!"
Sara: "OH EM GEE!!! It's so purtyful!!!!"
The bunny twitches its nose.
Me: "Yay! Must poke the purtyfulness! PURTY!!!!"
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