putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)

"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"

by WoM2022 October 5, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022

Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping

Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear

by Chinaguy May 17, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Putin

Synonym of evil, spawn of devil, psycho killer or stupid. Can be used to describe enemies, dictators and characters in movies you hate e.g Voldemort is such a Putin.

Jessica is such a Putin, she bragged about getting an f- and shoved dirt down my throat.

“He truly was the spawn of Putin.”

Famous titles include:
Putin wears prada
Putin’s in the detail
Putin girls
Agatha Christie’s Putin Mysteries
A cold blooded Putin

And Disney’s The Putin Guys

by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

Putin

Putin is the sexiest man alive and has a BIG dick.

oh look it Putin! I want too suck him!

by TheBigDickGuyThatLikesTooSuck May 30, 2022