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Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

putin effect

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.
by HostRep January 7, 2017
mugGet the putin effectmug.

putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
by Chippogratum January 9, 2025
mugGet the putinmug.
Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.
by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022
mugGet the Putin’s favorite congressmanmug.

Putin

Dude, you're such a Putin!
by mcrobogame March 27, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

Putin

A troll used in many sentences.
Putin > Put in
Put in deez nuts in your mouth
Deez nuts was origin of a video.
And also, Trigger Alert.
You're putin.
What? I'm not named putin.
No, i meant, Putin deez nuts in your mouth!
by ymser June 10, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers
putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war
by RedDef March 4, 2022
mugGet the putinmug.

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