white man's promise

a promise one makes to another, even though he has no intention of keeping said promise

Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.

by Lario1234 November 9, 2013

eyes of broken promise

one of the best bands ever formed.

Dude, that Eyes of Broken Promise concert rocked.

by sunkissedbrunette May 9, 2005

Promise Ring

Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle

Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs

1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them

by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022

New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

promise panty

The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.

She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.

by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016