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Happy Prom

A phrase used to describe an uncomfortable/awkward situation. (Must be said loud enough so everyone can hear you and must be said TOTALLY exaggerated.)

"HAAAAAPPPPYYY PROOOOOM!"

If something is REALLY awkward you may inject FUCKING between Happy and Prom which would be...

HAAAAAPPPY FUCKING PROOOM

This refers to the fact that High School Prom was/is the most awkward experience of anyones high school career and will leave you with scars/memories you will never forget.
Happy Prom:
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to walk in on you while you were taking a shit.....HAAAAPPPPYY PRRROOOMM!

OR

"Congratulations on your pregnancy!"

"Im not pregnant"

"Oh...sorry......HAAAPPPY FUUUUCKKING PROOOOMM!"
by OOOHHHSHOOT! January 15, 2010
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shotgun prom

1. similar to a shotgun wedding, a shotgun prom is where the male/female date is forced to go with the male/female counterpart a.) out of sympathy: the date is somewhat pathetic-SPED, socially awkward etc; b.) is a family friend but is for whatever reason undesirable (consult definition a)

2. quite literally a shotgun prom. Male's parents force male to go with family friend/pathetic sympathy date in exchange for a shotgun for the male.
John: Do I really have to go to that prom? This girl is soo undesirable.

Parent: Look. She's a family friend. If you go we'll buy you that 12 guage you've always wanted.

John: Sh*t! Fine I'll go. This is a total Shotgun Prom
by monkey poo catapult January 19, 2011
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mormon prom

Prom that consists of dancing at least 2 feet from each other to leave room for the lord. Female dresses must be below the knee. Large groups of teenagers congregate behind the building to drink sparkling grape juice and pray. Drinks provided are punch bowls full of the sacrament(holy water).
Jimmy: Hey are you going to the mormon prom?
Susan:Yep, I got my family friend to buy me a nice big bottle of grape juice!
by yxzy October 19, 2015
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alt-prom

Dude, prom costs like fifty bucks a head. I'm stuck between going to the christian youth or the punk alt-prom.

Ha, getting blazed is my alt-prom.

I'm going to an alt-prom, but can I still join your postprom party?
by nnythm April 26, 2008
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tumblr prom

An event on tumblr where nerds pretend to have lives. And love it.
Other people: Oh, are you going to prom?
Me: I'm going to tumblr prom
Other people: *uproarious laughter*
Me: *thinks* I'm so awesome XD
by 15Acesplz April 13, 2014
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College prom

A prom some colleges are now having after your first four years. Good for people who messed up or missed there high school prom. You know what to do this time.
Were having a college prom.
by Deep blue 2012 March 31, 2010
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off like a prom dress

departing, or about to depart
As soon as he finished his meal he was off like a prom dress.
by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011
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