Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.
Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)
Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)
Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"
"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."
"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."
"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."
by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010
Get the Professional Procreator mug.1. A men's style of dress that strikes a balance between casual and dressy and is decidedly classic, understated and non-trendy. It usually includes some combination of the following:
- a tweed, houndstooth or camelhair jacket; a long raincoat worn over one of the former
- a chunky wool sweater, preferably made in the british isles
- a wool turtleneck
- plaid slacks, corduroy pants, jeans
- dress shoes or boots
Can be complimented by glasses and/or a restrained jewfro. One does not need to be a professor to embrace this style, and it is usually more effective in garnering compliments if worn by someone who is not a professor. The look is an homage to Donald Sutherland's style in many of his 70s film roles including Klute and Don't Look Back.
- a tweed, houndstooth or camelhair jacket; a long raincoat worn over one of the former
- a chunky wool sweater, preferably made in the british isles
- a wool turtleneck
- plaid slacks, corduroy pants, jeans
- dress shoes or boots
Can be complimented by glasses and/or a restrained jewfro. One does not need to be a professor to embrace this style, and it is usually more effective in garnering compliments if worn by someone who is not a professor. The look is an homage to Donald Sutherland's style in many of his 70s film roles including Klute and Don't Look Back.
WOMAN: "With so many little beard-boys here tonight, it sure is nice to see a gentleman in professorial chic. Maybe sometime you can teach me a lesson..."
MAN: "Later, at my place."
MAN: "Later, at my place."
by Waddy Wendell January 16, 2014
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'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
by Fcuk You September 20, 2014
Get the professional reality star mug.When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
by CleanBandit April 30, 2015
Get the professor stoner mug.A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".
Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.
The two "n's" represent the ass.
Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.
The two "n's" represent the ass.
James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.
by Stimperson October 30, 2016
Get the Professional Bunnage mug.A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
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