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chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.
Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.
by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021
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Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse
Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.
by Fartprobation April 18, 2022
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You're probably french

A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.
Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french
by flippnflop November 7, 2021
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get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later
Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob
by I hate frank November 11, 2021
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probation

Person 1: “Yo bro wanna hop in on this rotation?”
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“
by BangSosa300 May 31, 2018
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probabies

Imagine a large group of babies whispering, "probably"
"Holy shit did you see those probabies? I think they want to end the world."
by timetocru May 26, 2013
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lighter probation

noun -
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
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