privacy

privacy is slang for poontang aka vagina.

i like it when you touch my privacy. (from a da brat song)

by blissee January 1, 2006

pasadena privates

a group of private schools in pasadena, california. since all the public schools suck ass, and pasadena is full of rich white people, theres a shitload of private schools to satisfy their 'needs'. some of the schools arent actually in pasadena, but are part of the list because everyone in pasadena goes to them. most of the schools are catholic. theres a lot of girls schools but only one boys school, so if you want to get laid, go to pasadena.

mayfield senior school(pasadena)-girls/catholic

maranatha high school(pasadena)-co ed/christian

westridge school(pasadena)-girls/non religious

polytechnic school(pasadena)-co ed/non religious

la salle high school(pasadena)-co ed/catholic

alverno high school(sierra madre)-girls/catholic

flintridge sacred heart academy(la cañada flintridge)-
girls/catholic

flintridge preparatory school(la cañada flintridge)-co ed/non
religious

st. francis high school(la cañada flintridge)-boys/catholic

"man your girlfriend goes to one of the pasadena privates? she must be hot. i bet shes smart and crazy rich too."

by rocksann cöle August 30, 2011

Private School

A school which children attend by either paying fees or through scholarships. Despite what many people think, many people of many different cultures and races attend these schools, and contrary to most peoples beliefs are not stuck up, fake, snobbish and self centred. In fact, many people are fairly poor because they choose to give their child a private education, because they believe education is the most important thing. Many people have images in their head which are extremely stereotypical, and are only true in very rare cases. These people do not know what they are talking about and if they took the time to look around a private school, their views would change.

Mum can we rent a DVD tonight? No sorry dear, we cant afford it because all the money is going towards your private school fees.

by Will 92 April 17, 2007

priv8

Very secure.

so priv8, jk
PRIVMSG ChanServ :AKICK #noc ADD MLT /dev/null
PRIVMSG ChanServ :AKICK #noc ADD *@* /dev/null
PRIVMSG OperServ :SAJOIN zf0 #research
PRIVMSG OperServ :SAJOIN zf0 #insecurity
SAJOIN zf0 #research
SAMODE #research +havoq zf0 zf0 zf0 zf0 zf0
PRIVMSG ChanServ :ACCESS #insecurity ADD zf0 SOP
PRIVMSG ChanServ :ACCESS #research ADD zf0 SOP
GLOBAL T1m3 to rM s0m3 sk1ds, n3tw0rk m41nt3n4nc3
PRIVMSG OperServ :SET SUPERADMIN ON
PRIVMSG OperServ :SEEN CLEAR
PRIVMSG OperServ :SEEN CLEAR 6w
PRIVMSG OperServ :FORBID ADD MLT :skid lord
PRIVMSG OperServ :OPERNEWS ADD WE GOT HACKED
PRIVMSG OperServ :GLOBAL T1m3 to rM s0m3 sk1ds, n3tw0rk m41nt3n4nc3
PRIVMSG Global :GLOBAL T1m3 to rM s0m3 sk1ds, n3tw0rk m41nt3n4nc3
PRIVMSG ChanServ :TOPIC #insecurity y0ur d41ly s0urc3 0f wh1t3h4t | security experts | phR13ndlY pSA: MLT is a F3d && anyone wh0 K1aims t0 be in el8 is a sk1d
TOPIC #insecurity :y0ur d41ly s0urc3 0f wh1t3h4t | security experts | phR13ndlY pSA: MLT is a F3d && anyone wh0 K1aims t0 be in el8 is a sk1d
MODE #insecurity +havoq zf0 zf0 zf0 zf0 zf0
SAMODE #insecurity +havoq zf0 zf0 zf0 zf0 zf0
SAMODE #insecurity +blLeI *!*@* 1 #ppriv ~r:*unbannable irc* ~r:*god*
MODE #insecurity +blLeI *!*@* 1 #ppriv ~r:*unbannable irc* ~r:*god*
TOPIC #research :th1s ch4nn3l 1z imp3netrable. l1k3 0ur v1rg1n1ty
SAMODE #research +k l4m3rs
MODE #research +k l4m3rs
SAMODE #noc -O
MODE #noc -O

by zf0 May 26, 2017

Internet Privacy Act of 1995

A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.

As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."


Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."

by Oxymoronic Redundancy March 10, 2009

hot privilege

The special privilege very attractive people get when they say or do, something very stupid and are not criticized for it. Such as the hot office tramp saying that "We need to try to save energy because of climate change" while cranking the thermostat way up because of her short skirt and low cut blouse. Or when the office stud muffin looks right down a female co-workers blouse while talking and she just smiles when she would sue all you ugly guys for sexual harassment if you did it!

"Why is it so hot in here today?", asked George.
"Jennifer turned the heat up because she's wearing that little black dress we love." Replied Ted.
"Oh OK. She has the hot privilege whenever she dresses like that".
(and yes women do it for men too)
"Did you hear George got fired for sexual harassment because he tried acting like Ted?"
"Ha! That guy does not have the hot privilege Ted has!", said Fred while wiping the sweat off his forehead.

(note; all characters here are fictional so don't sue me)

by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020

The SMIC Private School

The ultimate underdog school with Asians taking up 99.99% of the student body. The remaining 0.01% are the Pelachiars and Markoffs.

The IT department needs funds but being the underdog school means students can still survive with slow internet and the aging Lenovo computers. The printers always run out of ink so students can be seen using that excuse when asked to turn in homework.

The Athletic department is top notch. H. Canfield is the boss. He's organized, efficient, and very friendly. He makes the effort of showing up at every single home or away game, may it be soccer, volleyball, basketball or badminton. He is definitely the best A.D. in Shanghai. B. Bates, the man. This guy gets stuff done. Don't be fooled by his looks. He is the BEST coach, teacher, father-figure, friend you can find. He never lets his kids down and will stand up for them no matter what. Coolest teacher at the school.

Students usually complain about the tough material but all of them end up loving S. Han and thank her for those hell years. R. Cabanos is nice but don't mess with the man. He will rip your head off if you take advantage of his kindness. His brownies are to die for.

The school is slowly falling apart because of the administration screw but the great teachers who are still there are the ones keeping it together.

I went to the SMIC Private School because it was cheaper than SAS/BISS/YCIS/SCIS/SHS/Concordia/Dulwich/German School. I got a real education, I dated my best friend's ex-boyfriends, and now I'm fucked cause I don't know what it's like in the real world.

by Dr. Han June 11, 2011