Pretzel Theory

Developed in response to Fish Hook Theory. An incoherent idea that suggests that the far left, the centre, and the far right are not as far removed from each other as originally thought and that in reality the radical centre's need for balance ends up legitimizing/facilitating the far right or far left.

See also, Fish Hook Theory and Horseshoe Theory

Pretzel Theory is delicious.

by LozzaMov December 8, 2017

prezli

fuck jessica she’s a nasty whore go to prezli

fuck jessica prezli is better

by yourmom5213456789076543218969 May 18, 2018

preezing

to preeze, preezing, preezed
when you lead someone on with no intention of being with them because you want them to like you

“i thought you liked me but i think you’re just preezing me”

by edible1&2 June 10, 2021

hot pretzel

When 2 homosexual men are rubbing their dicks together so much that they become hot and twisted up like a pretzel.

Bob & Tom were stuck together like a hot pretzel after some vigorous love making.

by pw1gator November 6, 2014

desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

Pretzel

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.

"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"

"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"

by Prof. Yensaix April 1, 2009