Prem hat

A unicolour woollen hat, similar to those worn by premature babies.

Put on your prem hat Gemma!

by John Salmon December 19, 2008

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

caleb george preisler

Caleb George Preisler is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is absolutely perfect. His smile makes you melt and his eyes are enchanting. Every time you see him, you get butterflies even if you have seen him a million times. He is a hard worker and a good leader. He is responsible and respectful. He treats girls nicely and is respectful to them. He is the kind of guy who gets his crush a rose on Valentine's day. He is the kind of guy who you can be yourself around. He is the best person to talk to about anything and you know you can trust him. He is the most perfect guy you will ever meet and if you do meet him, be careful because you won't know it at first, but you will fall in love.

The most perfect guy in the world is Caleb George Preisler.

by adorable beauty May 7, 2018

preist

a boy tuching petifile who enjoys and gets sexual plaesure for tuching and fundleing the genitals of prepubesant boys

your a preist? Let me go!!!!

by mike March 13, 2003

premade

A term created by those with little to no brain power to replace the word "Organized" or "Org" as premade was found to be easier to type out or say than Org.

OMG another premade BLIZ WTF

by Talin January 9, 2007

Preemptive Text

A text message that is sent to someone under the assumption that you know that they're going to text you. Commonly used with tech-deficient family members who take forever to answer text messages.

I sent a Preemptive Text to my mother to inform her that i was driving home, because I knew she was gonna ask where i was.

by Musculoso March 1, 2010

Premadonna

A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.

Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!

Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!

by SandNig01 March 10, 2016