post basic bitch

Acronym is pbb, (also known as privileged basic bitch). The basic bitch has evolved to a level where she thinks she can escape stereotyping. She's wrong. The post basic bitch may:
buy room decor from urban outfitters
listen to kygo
be upper middle class white
like weed but not hard drugs (might try molly once at ezoo)
have tumblr
wear brandy mellvile
use afterlight for editing
workout in nike frees
own a canada goose
have had ombre hair summer 2012
have a cartilage piercing
like astrology
aspire to have one tattoo on wrist or ribs
want to study abroad in Europe
have “good vibes” anything
lovee juice bars
instagram their brunch
<3 avocado toast
go to soul cycle
“love food”
be a vegetarian for 3 months
ask for a polaroid for christmas
use disposable cameras
have string lights in room
wear free people
have gone to/ is going to ultra/ezoo/edc
have a triangl bikini
own mirrored sunglasses
frequent uber user
recently set up soundcloud
have a “chill vibes” playlist on Spotify
say “baii”
drink fiji/smart/boxed water
drink vita coco coconut water
"lovee winnnne"

Rebecca: "Mena is such a post basic bitch- she's wearing a Canada goose and drinking coconut water"
Saria: "Yeah, did you see her new mirrored sunglasses?"

by xoxoxoxoxoxx March 16, 2015

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

post-dubstep

A word used to describe music that takes the basic idea/sound of dubstep and takes it in a new direction, often making it more experimental and mixing it with elements of IDM, hip-hop and trip-hop. See also: future garage and wonky.

Notable artists that could be described as post-dubstep include Burial, Scuba, Mount Kimbie, James Blake, Phaeleh and Shlohmo.

by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011

post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

by brazzee September 5, 2010

Postal Banking

Many countries currently offer banking with their local post offices.

This was already a thing in the United States from 1911 to 1967 when the US Post Office offered some basic banking and lending services.

Currently the US Post Office can only cash Treasury checks and issue money orders, but if Postal Banking returns, it would be a non profit banking option that provides a variety of banking and lending services.

If interest rates get capped at the proposed 15%, won’t banks just refuse to lend to new/high risk clients?

Probably, but Postal Banking is non profit and as such can offer low-cost low-dollar loans at rates that banks don’t want to.

by XDefineThingsX May 11, 2019

Postal 2

The greatest computer game ever created. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece.

Postal 2 is a Davo's favorite game.

Luis: Are you playing Postal 2: Share the Pain again? Get a life!
Davo: Go to hell, Mexican! This is my favorite game!

by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

post-novel depression

the depression you feel after reading a brilliant book and getting to know the characters, then the book ends and you feel empty knowing you can't just pick it up where you left off.

girl 1: 'hey you look down'
girl 2: 'yeh i just finished this amazing romance novel, now i miss the lovers :'( i think i have post-novel depression'
girl 1: 'err get a life!'

by daisyccc August 17, 2007