Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.

Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.

by Dr.SteveBrules April 18, 2011

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 20, 2017

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 09, 2023

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 09, 2023

living possum

To be literally dead.

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"

by Captain Ginyu January 12, 2023

living possum

(a) The act of being dead.

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 04, 2022