(O)Possum Muffler

When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.

"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."

"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."

by (O)victim June 22, 2025

possum protectors

A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.

Look it’s the possum protectors here to save us again from the cats. Hint hint there a super hero

by Reäl people December 22, 2017

Possum

Moxxie.
Moxxie is a possum

Moxxie: A Human called me a possum, I am NOT a possum.

by Bread_Miser February 2, 2022

playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015

possum treasure

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

by babysnoopy2236 January 3, 2021

Possum

When you and your lover are sleeping and one starts to get frisky, turning the other one on, only to roll over and go back to sleep! It's called the possum

A: I was sleeping last night and Roman started teasing me
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum

by Sweetsgirl January 10, 2017