pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008

pootanany

see poontang.

She's got a wicked pootanany.

by Anonymous December 13, 2002

pootastic

Adjective describing something that is disappointing or crappy.

Tom Cruise's performance in Vanilla Sky was pootastic.

by aezell December 24, 2007

Pobotang

A mythological creature, known to be skillfull, intellegent, prepared, whitty or funny. To be extreame to the fullest, weilding a large axe and wearing the best looking "Pobogear"

Pobotang exclaimed to the crowd, "You've been Pobowned."

by Thomas sisisssis January 2, 2006

pootas fruitas

when you take a shit in a fruit and then offer it to someone

pootas fruitas es muy magnifico

by princess lambchop May 13, 2005

pootacious

A word used to describe something that sucks, is lame or crappy.

That was the worst movie I ever saw! What a pile of predictable shit that was. God, Matthew Perry is pootacious!

by beautifulbastard August 2, 2009

Pootantov

A person who does not man up to a task or a job asked of them. A man acting girly or scared. A pansy.

You tell your friend to throw a snowball at the next car that passes (as your doing it..). He sais no, he is scared, and he doesnt want to get caught or in trouble. You would say stop being a pootantov. (similar to stop being a pansy)

by robertsva24 January 14, 2010