Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006

pontiac grand prix

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.

Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"

by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008

Pontiac

A once great car that is loosing its quality and appeal due to lack of engineering and marketing.

Pontiacs were great cars when they made the Catalina, Star Chief, Firebird and Bonneville

by "Great One" owner August 26, 2003

pondiferous

answer that you cannot find with in your self but you must reach your quest into other sources to find your gay destiny

pete is the only one who can answer the pondiferous wonders that you seek

by sk8theday January 4, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 21, 2010

pontiacing

scottish carbarian who achieves full sexual gratification from driving pontiac firebirds..must enter thru window..

hey, retard, what you doin today?

huhg.. oh, ill be pontiacing all day today and saterdee.

by BIGDIX77 February 26, 2011

Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012