(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.
"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
by supertrooperdude_69 March 10, 2010
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by DON STASHIO May 1, 2010
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by The Dirty Pajerty April 21, 2006
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2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity
Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner
by jarja May 25, 2011
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