Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

homosexualist

Gay or queer. As popularized by Daffyd from Little Britain

Daffyd is a homosexualist and a gayer.

by jesus January 13, 2004

homosexuality

Just fucking gay

You have the big homosexuality

by YA-YEET-MA-DUDE September 2, 2018

Homosexual

A person who enjoys sexual intercourse with their home.

I'm homosexual!
No you aren't you have a girlfriend!
Yes, and her name is housem

by Daisydeboss July 5, 2017

Homosexuality

Gay

Homosexuality is gay

by Thewordoftheinternet99 August 10, 2018

homosexual

(1)a homosexual is a person who is attracted to the same sex. homosexual males are often referred to as gays, and homosexual females are referred to as lesbians. there is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuals, but many people believe that there is.
(2)the terms homosexual, gay and lesbian have evolved into common insults, and are used by many to describe someone stupid or out of the ordinary.

(1) Ryan told me today that he was Gay.
(2) Shut up, man. you're so gay!

by emily January 8, 2005

homosexual cowboy

a man who puts his penis into another mans ass hole

a man that rides the sausage of another man

by Anonymous August 5, 2003