pantaholism

the addiction to pants , where a person obsesses about wearing nd buying pants. Also people with pantaholism are know to buy pants and never wear them. Some rare cases of pantaholism cause the person to need the pants dried for a certain number of time such as 120minutes

Here are you pants.
THEY WERENT IN THE DRYER FOR 120MINUTES ... I COUNTED!
wow u have pantaholism. Dont talk to me!

I just bught these new pants.
Are they nice.
No, i dont think ill ever wear them again.

by brad badorini December 15, 2008

Pantaloons

When your pants are a little to tight

Sally looks hot in those pantaloons over there

by Sally bob December 11, 2016

pintagious

Pinterest addict that references pins daily and attempts to convert all non users to follow their compulsion.

1. A Pinterest addict who continually attempts to convince others that they need to join in their contagious pinning fever. Unable to control compulsion to make everyone understand how cool this is.

2. Someone who has been infected by a daily pinner with constant reference to new pins and new discoveries via Pinterest. Constantly- Until they too become pintagious.

3. Develops into a psychotic episode by gradually limiiting mental abilities to categories, pins and likes. Short attention span of 5 to 10 seconds followed by endless hours of searching for nothing in particular. But finding the best stuff ever.

Danger: capable of being transmitted by bodily contact with an infected person or object: see pintagious diseases.

Once exposed rapidly spreads within hours. No known immunity. People with prior control limits in FB may be in more danger.

Tends to spread from person to person very rapidly, especially in circles of friends, co- workers and families.

Only prevention is complete removal from grid and no computer exposure at all. Some experts saying more dangerous than drugs or porn. (Read more at wearescrewed.con)

She has been pintagious for weeks now; constantly referring to a pin or trying to convince non users to join.

Jane is so pintagious lately. There isn't a conversation that doesn't revolve around a "pin" or a new upcycle project discovered on Pinterest.

Our mental clinic specializes in habilitating the Post pinterest community by re-aquainting them with the outside world.

by Hawaiian Dawn October 14, 2012

pantachones

what a person who doesnt wear underwears calls his or her pants. the pants double as pants and underwears.

donde esta mis pantachones mujer? find them before i slap you.

by sum other dude June 13, 2009

pentacation

When you return from a vacatition to find two weeks of work waiting for you.

I don't know why I took that vacation. I returned to a pentacation. All my coworkers just piled my work up for me while I was gone.

by ttlc January 4, 2010

Pentadouche

A pentagon has more sides than a triangle or circle. In this way, a pentadouche is a greater degree of douche than just a normal douche.

It can also be amusing to one-up the pentadouche remark by dropping a larger prefix, like octadouche, or dodecadouche.

Mr. Verwey insisted we were all pentadouches, but I would argue we are douches of a lesser degree.

by MAXDOUCHE May 11, 2010

Paintah

A person whom resides in the State of Maine and makes a living doing painting. This person would also qualify as a Mainah and sometimes might enjoy a meal of Maine Lobstah and some Grittys beer.

I hired a Paintah from Mainah to put a fresh coat of paint in the living room.

by paintah December 31, 2010