Pinch and Zoom

When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.

I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.

by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011

pinchaway

Your old lady that pinches your goods and puts it away without your knowledge

What a pinchaway..I'd get up next morning and my pockets were empty and all put away with no consent to my knowledge

by Mcnellyplayland July 7, 2017

pinch and pivot

The act of stopping mid stream while urinating to pop a squat. Often necessarily executed in haste as a result of blindly trusting a fart that has gone awry while taking a piss. There is no time to flex the stream closed. It must be manually pinched off and involves the act of shuffling awkwardly while simultaneously attempting to put the seat down and drop trou'. SHALL only be attempted by seasoned professionals.

Dave: "That was a long piss. You good bro?"
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."

Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.

by Dirty D 69 November 3, 2018

Pancho

Pancho from Madagascar and All Hail King Julien
he is the best

i love him

Pancho is so cute

by Moonwolf1987 March 12, 2022

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

Thai Pinch

Squeezing your sphincter muscle to keep from shitting yourself. Commonly used in reference to a blowout or diarrhea. Not to be confused with a turtle head where solid shit is encroaching the sphincter and leaving skid marks.

I was doing the Thai pinch the whole way home!

by Looselipsdontcare September 23, 2014

stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.

See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003