Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023
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Phoenix M. also is a car feen that really loves to drift and he also loves to drink Jack and Coke all the time; it is his go to drink. Sometimes when Phoenix M. can't sleep, he'll wake up at night and start to cook some steaks to satisfy his lack of sleep.
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Get the phoenix king mug.An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!
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