Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023
Get the The Phoenix Risesmug. Typically very intelligent person and a great athetle; a Phoenix Kings is respected by all and is looked to by all their peers for leadership and guidance. A Phoenix King is someone who knows what they want in life and exactly how to get it. While some may see them as vain and arrogant, everyone secretly envys them and wants to be like them.
Person 1: "You see that guy over there? There's something I can't stand about him, but I also feel the urge to follow him at the same time"
Person 2: "Duh Bro! That dude is a Phoenix King"
Person 2: "Duh Bro! That dude is a Phoenix King"
by Memeoneandonly August 7, 2017
Get the phoenix kingmug. by pxblackthorn November 12, 2012
Get the phoenix comiconmug. 
by Gla$$_C0ck January 30, 2017
Get the phoenix stylemug. A curious baby or person who eats avocado for the first time with his fists in the air, mimicking a phoenix rising from the ashes.
Person 1: Check out that super cute baby over there eating avocado for the first time. He looks excited.
Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix
Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix
by Not_Eric_1985 October 26, 2018
Get the guaquin phoenixmug. by Missy Burlington May 17, 2019
Get the shit-phoenixmug.