pewny

Small. Tiny. Miniscule.

He was shocked at how pewny his dick appeared right before is was consumed by the BBW's meat cave. Like a baby's dick.

by DickJoke November 19, 2015

Pewbie

A pewbie is a fan of Pewdiepie that thinks every other let's-play videos of games he had played are copied and unoriginal. Pewbies go around youtube ranting about how videos copied Pewdiepie and flags the video for copyright infringing even though Pewdiepie doesn't own any game. Pewbies are what make most of the Pewdiepie fan-base.

*These are actual comments from a video*

Pewbie1: Copy cat pewdiepie is better than u

Pewbie2: pewdiepie is better than him! i love pewdie, i would......cut myself for pewdiepie, i have pictures of him everwhere.... he's my boyfriend <3 he is deffinitaly better, HE DID SLENDER FIRST TAKE IT DOWN TAKE YOUR VIDEO DOWN TOBY YOU GAY FAG PEWDIE WILL BE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU ALL OF YOU i love pewdie he's betteer he is the hottest and most awesomest person one day we will rule together..... <3

by WhiteCow August 26, 2012

pewpy

feces in a place that it clearly doesn't belong (i.e. ceiling fan, shirt pocket, your grandfather's favorite coffee mug).

(noun)Ex.2: Why the hell is there pewpy on the walls of the women's bathroom?

(noun)Ex.1: Keep fuckin with me, and when you wake up in the morning; bam! fuckin pewpy all in your cereal boxes.

(verb): Wait until she finds out i pewpied in her winter coat's pocket!

by Ginzso August 16, 2008

Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie is a YouTuber who many children, teens, and adults look up to. Formerly known as the most subscribed YouTuber, he still has many loyal fans called, '9-year olds' and has been supported by other celebrities such as Jacksepticeye, Dr. Phil, and even Phil Swift!

HOW THE HECK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO PEWDIEPIE IS?!

by Duckii Doo June 13, 2019

PewZooka

The next level in pew gun technology. When a person either says something or even looks like a huge tool, you must pull out the imaginary bazooka, station it over your shoulder, and shoot them down immediately. One arm over the pewzooka, as if you are holding a sack of potatoes or any other heavy objects. This should be used in instances where the pew gun just simply isn't strong enough. Please use only when approaching large crowds of pewness, and if you must use it against only one person, make sure they are the biggest tool you have ever seen. I'm talkin like Carrottop level tool.

Drew: Yo Doug you think this shirt looks good. (Drew is wearing a pink Polo with the collar popped)
Doug: (pulls out the pew guns) pew pew pew
Drew: Shut up man this looks fine, will you put some more gel in my blowout?
Doug: (drops to one knee and loads the pewzooka) PEW!!!!!!

Example 2: Any club in North Jersey with more than 0 blowout haircuts present, definitely a pewzooka-worthy situation.

by The Source of 70 Browning May 4, 2006

Pewmpy

Adjective: Being unable to do or finish the task at hand such as tiny mario unable to break the brown boxes witch makes him make the pewmp noise. (P-ew-m-p-e).

Hey T, quit playing with yourself, your being pewmpy!

by TCDB February 19, 2011

Pewti

To exist with a high amount of class while remaining care free.

Donald Trump is pewti.

by Mr. Pewti August 16, 2011