pisting

The art of concurrently pissing while receiving a fist into the vagina or anus.

my mum always used to saw "its not pisting if you dont get your elbow wet".

by Randy Pest September 17, 2013

He-peating

When a woman says something and it is ignored, but a man says the exact same thing and he is called a genius.

Bob was just he-peating Betty's idea that had been ignored when the Board stated it was the best idea they had ever heard.

by Mwcmiaw October 13, 2018

posting partner

A person or a thing (preferably person) that one would post with in random converstaion usually taking place on forums such as www.dcpersian.com

Alex & Hiva are posting-partners.

by AlexOmid October 17, 2004

pexting

to consume pink pills and send text messages, typically clonazepam or derivative of opiates.

awww shiiit... that crazy-ass stalker is pexting me again!!!

by big dizzel February 4, 2010

petting

playing with hair of a woman or man but not sex

brad is petting Angelina.

by kama420 July 30, 2015

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012