pervert crotch

When you are wearing jeans, and the zipper area folds, giving the impression that you have an erection.

I'm telling you it's not a boner! My jeans are giving me a pervert crotch!

by sparrington January 4, 2008

Nobody's Perfect

1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.

2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.

"You don't understand... I'm a man!"

"Well, nobody's perfect."

by Nobodyinparticular June 6, 2007

perfect

A word you use to explain the person your in love with.Everything they do is just so perfect..even thier imperfections.

Steve is perfect to me. Everything about him is just so amazing and awesome

by Jen December 17, 2004

a perfect circle

the best band ever. maynards voice gives me chills. i can't believe they are coming to australia!!!

best ever

by milan January 2, 2004

perfect

something that has no flaws. A word that contradicts itself.

Gena is perfect and has no flaws, however, by being perfect this makes her boring, and being boring is a flaw so that is impossible.

by nonbluemoo November 11, 2004

perfect ten

A beautiful girl with dimple, smiles, eyes, voice, hair, kindness, eyelash flutter, even when she disagrees.

PPS is a perfect ten. A dime if you prefer.

by OverTT December 31, 2008

Perfect

Nothing.

School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice?

by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010