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Penis idiot

An insult made to destroy people's lives to pieces. Only to be used in extreme situations.
person 1: shut up mario gay
person 2: no u penis idiot
by yeetlolbeans October 22, 2018
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Brie Penis Cure

Stephen Colbert: "I thought Reince Priebus might be an anagram for something but all I could find was Brie Penis Cure ... It makes sense, he is from Wisconsin"

As shown on the Colbert Report, Jan. 5, 2011
by LongLiveTheRBV January 7, 2011
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curved penis

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!
Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!
by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017
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Nigga Penis

When you jerk off so much that your penis is a significantly darker colour than the rest of your skin.
"hey bro, why is your dick so black. You got a STD or some shit?"

"Nah bro, it's just a bad case of nigga penis"
by Biga Triga December 10, 2019
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The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.
Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021
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guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)
anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!
by Samee Ray June 22, 2020
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Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)

When a male has an unusually large penis
by Big Penis Syndrome October 23, 2017
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