Public Peeing Syndrome

When trying to pee in a public toilet but fail to do so due to fear caused byPublic Peeing Syndrome.

Jack: Man, what took you so long? You were 15 minutes in there!

Will: Sorry man, I couldn't pee.

Jack: But you almost peed yourself in the film, you were that desperate!

Will: I know, I got Public Peeing Syndrome bad.

by Will Veee July 11, 2011

Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021

Facebook Poking

A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"

-Brandon keeps Facebook poking me. What does that mean?
-He's just saying hi.

by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014

piking

The act of inconspicuously dumping out an unwanted alcoholic beverage because you cannot drink as much as your cohorts.

Little Jimmy was nailed big time for ignoring the "No Piking" sign at the house party when he dumped his beer into the bushes.

by rapacity October 1, 2008

puking ina

The smell of your mothers vagina expressed in a vulgar way in tagalog

what's that smell? it's your puking ina!

by LesPussyCat November 3, 2013

Poking

The act of walking and playing Pokemon Go while being oblivious to your surroundings.

The kid was poking when he got hit by that car.

by tabcarman July 12, 2016

peeing brown worms

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.

I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.

by PopeMichael November 23, 2009