gash patrol

when one or more person goes out driving or out at night in search of women for sex.

yo ryan im board and im horny and i have got a full tank of petrol lets go on gash patrol.

by Thomas Coughlan July 20, 2007

nissan patrol gq

The most beastly of all 4x4 trucks in Australia, great pulling power for getting land cruisers out of trouble.

Hey can you help me get my cruiser out since you have a Nissan Patrol GQ?

by Leoj2000 January 23, 2018

Pole Troll Patrol

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

nissan patrol

A price of crap cheaply made underpowered weak drivetrain pretend 4X4 that is no match for the almighty king of the road "Toyota Landcruiser"

Mate, I can't believe you bought a nissan patrol.

by Ohwhatafeeling February 25, 2014

Cool Patrol

When an awesome event has happened or an awesome site has been seen

Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"

by Professor Mallorey February 26, 2009

Penis Patrol

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

by PENIS PATROL July 24, 2008

achilles-patroclus

The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.

Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.

by CCloud November 14, 2013