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Paras

It means mooching off a girl your whole life. The biggest failure ever existed on planet earth. Loser who can't accept they are good for nothing. Shows extreme signs of douchebaggery, misogyny. However, the paras releases pheromones that repels all human beings. He is the unrecognized cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs (due to the pheromones he releases).
Don't be such a paras.
by Belgium007 May 17, 2020
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Parasite

A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.
"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"

"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."
by The heartless wonder January 8, 2012
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Parasocial

That youtuber has a parasocial relation with his fans.
by AbsoluteUnite May 1, 2021
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parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.
I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?
by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009
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Paraskevi

This is how we call traitors and liars. It is also used for those who hit people with doors. Finally it's used for those who lose the measure of the joke
I can't believe that you said everything to Andrew.. You are such a "paraskevi"
by Ssstt December 19, 2019
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Parasite

Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.
You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!
by Mattefinished January 17, 2020
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Ego Parasites

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018
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