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Parathetical

Of, or relating to, near death.
Para- near
Theta- death
ical- of or relating to
It was a parathetical type of mourning, they hadn’t died, yet she was still sad.
by NyxxedEmotions January 15, 2024
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Pathetic

Anyone who uses these made up, pretend "words." So stupid!
I need to kiki. I'm seriously pathetic for needing a kiki!
by Antón December 1, 2023
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Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.
Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE!"
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.
Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE! Even now you are STILL too weak to do the right thing!"
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.
Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!
by Edginglord July 15, 2025
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Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.
Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"
by The GuardianX August 23, 2018
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JETT IS PATHETIC

Jett Alexander is pathetic

Jett is pathetic
JETT ALEXANDER IS PATHETIC
JETT IS PATHETIC
by #Jettslander March 15, 2022
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