cunt parade

A person who is cunty to such an extreme degree that they are cuntier than an entire parade of cunts.

"Leslie, you have been a real cunt parade ever since you got roasted."

by mathematicalNonsense April 17, 2016

blue parakeet

to shove an entire straw from any fast food restaurant down your throat and continuously adding more until you turn blue and make a sound that resembles one of a parakeets.

John tried the blue parakeet challenge the other day, he's awesome.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts February 6, 2018

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

Charade Parade

Any parade (military or otherwise) orchestrated by Donald Trump.

Trump's military parade is a Charade Parade.

by Ms Linguis March 13, 2018

Full parakeet

When a person is so drunk, they mistake their own reflection in the mirror for another person.

Yeah man, he did it again. Robert was so wasted, he got into a shouting match with his own reflection for an hour. Dude went full parakeet.

by hipduds July 6, 2018

Turtle Parade

A non trivial sized line of men at Bathroom or Portable toilet that seemingly all need to poop urgently

I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.

by Mr. Pix September 21, 2018

Cornucopia Parade

The act of sticking your penis in the ass of the man in front of you, and taking the penis of the person behind you into your ass, forming an almost immaculate conga line.

"Hey Bill, you wanna go to the cornucopia parade with us?"
"Nah man, my girl pegged me last night it would ruin the while vibe."

by Chimken-Tendies October 5, 2021