panboy

A person who is single-mindedly convinced that a certain product from a certain company (usu. video games) is poor quality. This person is usually so closed-minded that the only way to really get the point across is to make fun of the word fanboy. Derived from the words fanboy and "pan", which aside from its more common definition means to harshly criticize. Initially invented for the purpose of protecting Nintendo and anime fans from being called fanboys when they really aren't, though it is not just for their use and can definitely be used against them, if done properly.

"Anime sucks even though I've only seen five minutes of one episode of Dragon Ball Z!"
"Get lost, panboy."

by Syckls August 30, 2004

Pantooie

The God that weilds 12 penises, and each one is longer than the other 11.

Pantooie has graced me with the power of his almighty 12 penises.

by thenameofpantooie June 17, 2010

Monty Panton

Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.

Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton

by llessuR yrraH February 17, 2021

pandovers

Left over food taken home from Panda Express. Usually stored in a fridge and eaten the next day.

Sometimes pandovers are even better than when first enjoyed the night before.

Can be heated in microwave or eaten cold.

"I can't wait to go home and eat my pandovers!"

"I'll order a three-entre meal, that way I'll have a load of pandovers."

"I didn't eat all of my orange chicken so I'll save some to have as pandovers.

by KMFILMS August 30, 2008

pannon

One of the first enimies you encounter in the video game Phantasy Star Universe. The are also one of the weakest monsters in the game. They are also known as Walking Crack, Midget Strippers, and Gang Bangers.

Tim: *Dies*
Dante: "Tim did you get owned by a Pannon?"
Tim: "yes..."
Dante: "Im not reviving you"
*True Story*

by Crosier January 12, 2008

pangolinism

Pangolinism is a sexual obsession with pangolins, a scaly anteater.

A terrible addiction.

Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.

by scodder May 15, 2010

Pandorapression

A depression resulting from walking away from your computer while running Pandora only to return and find that you missed one of your favorite songs.

I came back to my office from a meeting only to find that I missed an Eagles and an AC/DC song. Now I have Pandorapression because I can't rewind.

by JPhilB February 28, 2013