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Paki Patakha

A shameless, fruity Southall lad of Pakistani descent who mixes Urdu-laced filth with extreme sexual depravity, flexing in dad’s BMW M3, devouring Peshwari naan, sipping Afghani tea, and whispering cousin marriage fantasies. Peak energy hits Jummah/Friday, turning halal restaurants and takeaway joints into filthy playgrounds of horny chaos. Known for disgusting sexual antics, greasy hookups, and hands that wander everywhere.
Bruv, Imran was sprawled on the BMW after Jummah, pants down, Peshwari naan crumbs in his crack, whispering about his rishtedar… full Paki Patakha energy.
by HorseCoq August 25, 2025
mugGet the Paki Patakhamug.

paki

a racial slur used by white british people from the 1960s to dehumanise and devalue the desi community. It was not just directed at pakistanis, but indians and bengalis too - white idiots cannot tell tbe difference. Only those from the desi community (pakistani, bangladeshi, indian) can say it. No, afghans and sri lankans can't say it, as this term was not directed at them. I don't care how much afghanistan was involved with india or pakistan in history. This has nothing to do with it. If you say the word paki and you aren't pakistani, bangladeshi or indian, then you're a racist.
Person 1: hey, can I say th word paki?

Person 2: no, you're from afghanistan.

Person 1: Oh, my bad.
by bblarmy October 1, 2022
mugGet the pakimug.

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