Thug pumper

A white person that acts more like a black personal. Comparable to "wigger". A wannabe thug.

ever since Daryl started hanging out with black people, he's turning into a thug pumper.

by Weird0hh December 4, 2016

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy

Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!

by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020

Pussy Pumper

A pussy pumper is a device used to prolapse a women's vagina using a suction. Women say it gives pleasure but like everything people take it way too far and pump so much that there is 3ft of prolapsed blob hanging out of your pussy.

Girl 1: Hey did you try the new pussy pumper I seen it on Pornhub the other day it looks so fun
Girl 2: OMG that looks like it hurts
Girl 1: OMG I'm gonna try it
Girl 2: Sees girl 1 walking into work limping like someone drove a firetruck up her ass!

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

Super Soaker Pumped

Being really pumped up or excited for something

I am super soaker pumped for the game tomorrow.

by thewazzo May 6, 2013

Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

pumper

A person who remains out in the street, or in a certain location, for the purpose of selling drugs.

I'm pumpin' just like a pumper do. -rapper Jim Jones

by illogiks January 7, 2009