playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
by November 19, 2021
Get the playing possum mug.

Oli-Possum

The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
I met a girl today. Such an Oli-possum 😍
Youre so lucky marry her asap.
by Elenasass March 08, 2022
Get the Oli-Possum mug.

living possum

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
by Captain Ginyu January 12, 2023
Get the living possum mug.

living possum

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.
by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017
Get the living possum mug.

Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.
Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.
by Dr.SteveBrules April 18, 2011
Get the Playin Possum mug.

Awesome Possum

No clue it’s what buzz says to me
I’ll be there at 2:00. “Awesome possum
by Dweber September 04, 2022
Get the Awesome Possum mug.