by jay247 March 8, 2015
Get the porch dickmug. Similar to porch dick, a porch atheist is a person who sits on their porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.
The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.
by Thememeshaha December 26, 2016
Get the porch atheistmug. by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006
Get the porch monkeemug. Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin
by UncleSamInATrenchCoat August 13, 2017
Get the porch goblinmug. Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.
“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”
“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”
by Hifalutin! January 31, 2022
Get the Porch copmug. A terrible singer and a try-hard just to be like Charli Damelio. Bella Porch is a wannabe who doesn't deserve her fame because all she even does is shake her head and sing
by Bella Porch Life September 5, 2021
Get the Bella Porchmug. Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.
by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005
Get the porch monkeymug.