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Sweaty Piano

the rubbing of ones "grundle" on someones mouth leaving pubic hair in their teeth. The piano part comes from the dark hairs in contrast of the teeth, which should be white.
"I gave this girl a sweaty piano the other night. for the next week she complained about pubes in her teeth."
by aLox August 13, 2006
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pianist

Somebody who plays the piano...

It's starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. A favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)
The pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra.

The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.
by Lorelili December 28, 2005
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pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
by scodder July 7, 2010
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Penis pianist

A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.
Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!
by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008
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Piarty

An insider term for a 'party' people in the know, who are going to the big party this weekend. Popularized in 1990, in Fort Mcmurray Alberta. Way before Snoop Doggy Dogg used the term 'Biatch', I think.
Eric: "Why do you have that Texas Mickey of Bacardi Rum?"
Megan: "Me and the girls are going to the big Piarty over in Thickwood Heights."
by HeavyT June 10, 2011
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Piaffle

1. To piaffle pee-afful is to trip over nothing but gravity, or to walk into something. To be a complete clutzy mess.
2. If something gets piaffled, it is made into a complete disaster, or a huge mess.
1. Sara: I just tripped over nothing! How silly is that?
Karen: You just Piaffled, you clutz!

2. Carl: Dude, you just piaffled that presentation! I've never seen anything as bad.
Alex: Yeah, I made a huge disaster. that was the worst case of piaffle I've ever seen.
by Shmeo December 14, 2012
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Piano

An instrument that looks like it will be fun to start playing, but is extremely tideous and difficult, and therefore seen as boring by many. However, when you become an advanced pianist, you will look at the instrument as God's greatest gift to humanity.
Guy A: ugh, I wish I never wasted all of that money on piano lesson. It has to be the most boring instrument ever! Three years with this piece of crap they call an instrument!
Guy B: I've played it for 17 years, it's the best thing that ever has happened to humanity.
by Xyko March 4, 2016
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