passing out

something that has happened to me a lot

person 1: omg are you ok are you about to pass out

person 2: passes out

person2: its ok passing out is a regular thing for me

by brook;)) November 30, 2020

pessimist

an optimist with experience

i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Pensioner Pants

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.

Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.

by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009

pepsi can

some one with a real thick dick.

wow did u see yonathans pepsi can?! sheeeeeeiiiiit....

by yushun August 4, 2011

Passion Fart

The inadvertant release of gas emitted in the deepest moment of passionate love-making.

"Rodney was hoping that Sylvia was too busy screaming in ecstasy to hear his passion fart last night while making love to her."

by wkjbear April 11, 2010

pepsi pants

pajama bottoms purchased from wal-mart by your mother because you work at pepsi.

mark has to stop at the gas station for pepto-bismol and paper towels since he is always using the bathroom in his pepsi pants.

by PepsiPants June 12, 2010

Passive Progressive

A pseudo-liberal who pretends to support progressive causes as long as said causes don't challenge their privilege (economic, gender, orientation, or racial). When challenged, they can be just as intolerant as hard line conservatives.

Person: "Public education is important we need to support it."
Person 2: "But you send your kids to private schools. You're such a passive progressive."

by WTFDude June 18, 2017