Penicular Pencil

The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis

James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 10, 2019

penilepo

a large bulbous penis that is ready to pop

woah get away from me your gonna blow your penilepo!!

by SilverC October 18, 2020

Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special March 31, 2022

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022

Penial Peekaboo

When a male and female get ready to have sex and the males pants unexpectedly tear open, and his penis pops out of his pants, thus, performing a penial peekaboo!

Rickey and Kathy are out on a date. Rickey tries to talk Kathy into performing a BJ on him. He gets so excited talking about it, his pants break open, and this arouses Kathy seeing his penial peekaboo.

by Peter Rooter September 1, 2023

bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"

by Bi-penial August 25, 2013