sassy patrol

One of the greatest web comics ever made, found at www.sassypatrol.com. Created by Space Cowboy from LWS. He is such a garfield.

You are as gay as Pepper von Abortion from sassy patrol!

by capnjiffy February 17, 2005

Jusus Patrol

n. (Gee-zus Pa-Troll) 1. A group of people who are trying to find Jesus for testing purposes. 2. A busing system that carries "Jesus Patrol" members to and from possible area's of Jesus. See: Sex Detector Gun

"I got picked up by the Jesus Patrol last night for looking like Jesus!"

by Nizzoid November 16, 2003

panty patrol

The time when a girl is expecting her period in the next few days.

Jane: why do you have a sack of tampons?
Kelly: I'm on panty patrol :S

by haleyy1234 May 07, 2009

thot patrol

A group of boys at JHHS who roam the hallways and roam the town protecting us all from THOTS

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP...Hey Gus and Nate, I need THOT PATROL
GUS: WHERE !
NATE: ON IT !

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 10, 2018

Border patrol

A Kevin

A border patrol is a Kevin

by Mexican010101 September 30, 2019

Dawn patrol

Looking for, and crashing, parties going on after last call.

We left the bar after 2am on Saturday night, and after walking a few blocks, successfully did a little dawn patrol.

by CassFranklin May 01, 2010

junkyard patrol

Some mf white boy group of artist / producers from Grand Rapids, mi ... They kinda fire tho ngl

Damn bro you ever hearda junkyard patrol? Their new album firee

by kLoON🤬🤬 July 24, 2019