serious

Opposite of the Urban Dictionary

Lets go to serious!
Alright
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by sadasasdadsasdasasd December 18, 2022

Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Serious Whoop

A men's hairstlye marked by severe blow-drying & brushing, upwards and backwards, to achieve a pompadour-styled doo. An instant-freeze aerosol hair product is usually applied immediately upon final flip-back of the head to insure maximum height.

Man! You are sporting a serious whoop!!

by Cheetagree December 31, 2008

bazinga so serious

a phrase to describe something serious but funny.

"You know when he fell he had to go to hospital."
"Yeah, that was bazinga so serious."

by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025

Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

Serious

Theres a difference between wanting to be taken seriously and being serious.

People from the government/media often say they are serious, or to take a storm seriously, or that they are no nonsense people, which is not the same as being serious. They want to be taken seriously, that's why they're saying what they're saying the way they're saying it. When someone wants to get respect, or be respected, they'll say/do just about anything to get what they want, just like people will say/do just about anything to get money or anything else they want. It's the way people are, it's the way the world is as long as there are people in it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

be serious

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird

"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"

by d2trappy May 21, 2021