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Oral Pregnancy

When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.

Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020
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oral affect opera

A popular phrase that indicates that if you have oral sex before an opera, it will affect the opera in one way or another. You don't know whether it will be good or bad.
srstgrsg: "pleas suck on my FAT CHODE before this opera... now!!!!1!111!" skigrbd: "HEY don't u know that 'oral affect opera?' lets break up NOW." srstgrsg: "no splats"
by large amount of penis February 17, 2021
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Oral Dick

someone who is a good person but often says stupid things; puts their foot in their mouth.
I really like Sally but sometimes she really offends me. She is an oral dick.
by nucciano March 5, 2021
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Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral
Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.
by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021
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Oral Paul

Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”
by FinnShart May 31, 2022
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Oral sex candy blast

When giving a female oral take a blizzard with candy pieces in it is placed in virgins and lick it out.
James preferred his oral sex with cookie and crème blizzard with gummy bears sprinkled over it. He likes to ask would his partner enjoy a oral sex candy blast.
by CaPi 2 August 20, 2022
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oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
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