notch

bitch. (comes from a common mis-typing of the word 'bitch' when entered into the apple iphone touch-screen keypad).

omg, lol ur such a notch, gurl, dat queen must h8 u.

by omgno.udidnt October 6, 2009

top-notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top-notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!

by Human Freedom July 16, 2008

Notch

Any person of the opposite sex that you have fucked.

Hey buddy how many notches you got?" "Twenty man, most of them are dirties though..." "Doesn't matter a notch is a notch

by JAEAHM January 26, 2011

Notacious

adj. - how to describe someone who takes an absurd and unnecessary amount of notes.

Person 1: "Could you believe Alan in class today man? He wrote down every single slide like his life depended on it!"

Person 2: "That's just Alan man, he's always been notacious."

by foogama March 6, 2008

Naticus

a creature that no one knows its origin... except it has something to do with chocolate rain...

a wild Naticus appeared with a turtle and a furby

by RedOctober... April 16, 2010

Notchy

To be incoheint, to do things that of which one normally would not do or, for a situation to get copletly out of control.

I'm gonna get plum notchy tonite.
Wow i got pretty notchy last nite in neighborville.
That barry badgernath from the bar was so notchy, i think i need a shower.

by david miles October 21, 2010

notchie

Ratchety action. As pertaining to a manual transmission.

"I fixed your transmission,the shifting will be a little notchie until it breaks in."

by thecool8 August 17, 2011